Thursday, April 12, 2007

Grand Nagus is CEO of Save the Salary

The newly formed CEO advocacy group, Save the Salary has announced the appointment of its first CEO. Grand Nagus Pox has been chosen from a field of more than twenty candidates. "We kind of wanted Ken Lay, but as you know, he's passed on. Nonetheless, we couldn't be happier to have a real live Ferengi, and the Grand Nagus at that, to lead us in the formative years of Save the Salary," noted Ray Irani, CEO of Occidental Petroleum. "I never considered myself a religious man until I heard about the Rules of Acquisition. Personally, I love Rule #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind. I get goosebumps just saying it!"

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