Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The High on Performanz™ Organization!

Performanz™ - the only therapeutic analgesic clinically proven to relieve the agony of working with obnoxious, know-it-all consultants!

SIDE EFFECT MAY INCLUDE: Blinding Glimpses of the Obvious or development of Big Hairy Audacious Growths (BHAGs) on the buttocks or palms. In rare cases an organization may suffer from Mad Cash Cow Disease. Left-brain thinkers may suffer from obsessive reading of the Harvard Business Review while in the bathroom. Right-brain thinkers may suffer from projectile vomiting during performance reviews. Do not use Performanz™ while drinking Merlot or watching the movie Sideways. Do not dispense Performanz™ to employees while applying the principles of fear-based management.

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