Wednesday, February 28, 2007


Quit struggling! Learn how to put your thoughts and emotions into words. Gain the confidence you need for the most difficult writing task of all: writing a memo to the boss. The workshop covers incredibly valuable, career-enhancing concepts such as:
  • How to dangle a participle and bamboozle a micro-manager.
  • How to incorporate the elements of tragic mythology into every memo.
  • The oft overlooked "semi-colonic sucker punch" that gives you the upper hand.
  • The seven deadly nouns.
  • The three adjectives that say to your boss, "Hey, I'm sucking up to you!"
  • The one lesson you can master while watching the TV show The Office.
This workshop comes with a money-back guarantee!*

* Void if your boss has a name like Voldemort or Sauron.

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