Wednesday, February 28, 2007

MEMOS TO THE BOSS WORKSHOP

Quit struggling! Learn how to put your thoughts and emotions into words. Gain the confidence you need for the most difficult writing task of all: writing a memo to the boss. The workshop covers incredibly valuable, career-enhancing concepts such as:
  • How to dangle a participle and bamboozle a micro-manager.
  • How to incorporate the elements of tragic mythology into every memo.
  • The oft overlooked "semi-colonic sucker punch" that gives you the upper hand.
  • The seven deadly nouns.
  • The three adjectives that say to your boss, "Hey, I'm sucking up to you!"
  • The one lesson you can master while watching the TV show The Office.
This workshop comes with a money-back guarantee!*

* Void if your boss has a name like Voldemort or Sauron.

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